eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

(Source: presidentbillclinton, via pinklysmooth)

*boom*
  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

(Source: pepprstark, via encourage)

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Anonymous: Quit flaunting your ethnicity like we get it your Arab Jesus.

gothhabibti:

IS YOUR PANCAKE ASS BITTER THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY 24 DOLLARS FOR A PENCIL AT SEPHORA TO GET YOUR EYEBROWS TO LOOK LIKE MINE DO NATURALLY BECKY

aintnobodygottimeforthisfandom:

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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OOOOOOOOOOOOH

(via livelikethere-snotomorrow)

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

(via daysturnedtoweeks)

Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

(via livelikethere-snotomorrow)

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone. - Dan Howell (via blackbruise)

(Source: phanjam, via unxceptable)

Anonymous: You talk mad shit about white people being racist but when was the last time you even experienced 'racism'?

black--lamb:

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parkingstrange:

Family selfies are the best.
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